Wicked Faire VIII: Revenge of the Renaissance Faire Advance Tickets are now closes; tickets WILL be available at the door. It’s only $70 for the WHOLE weekend in BOTH hotels!! Single-day tickets are also available – $35 for Friday, $50 for Saturday, and $25 for Sunday.
Hotel rooms are also available; please contact firstname.lastname@example.org if you’d like to get a room and have fun all weekend!
Tickets are still available for our big, fun summer festival, The Steampunk World’s Fair, too! Check out the World’s Fair – whether or not you like Steampunk, it’s a huge, sprawling festival of fun, and all are welcome!
Remember that your tickets ALSO get you into The Time Traveler’s Resort & Museum, the time-bending, genre-melting other half of this year’s Wicked Faire, occupying a second hotel just as large as the Doubletree!! That’s right…this year, you get TWICE the Wicked Faire, SAME price!
All VIPs should be receiving their tickets early this week, due to snow; if you got a Plain Vanilla (non VIP) ticket, that’ll be waiting for you at the door. If you don’t receive an advance ticket, you can get your admission at the door.
This year’s ticket info is below, for your reference! Remember, you can get tickets at the door – so you should come and have fun!
So you’re thinking about making an incredibly wise life choice and purchasing Wicked Faire tickets. Thank you! We both applaud you and appreciate you, and we give you our solemn and honest vow that we will work like frantic maniacal magical monkeys with superpowers straight from here to February, and throughout the whole damn event, to give you one of the most exciting, interesting, fun, pleasant, sweet, enthralling, unforgettably splendidtacular weekends you have ever had.
…we’re not kidding – that’s honestly how we’re spending most of our time from now until the end of the event (at which point, we rest for a few days, and get up and do it again. Because we’re a special kind of crazy.)
First, The Swag:
People have been asking us for Wicked Faire swag for ten years now, which is pretty strange, since Wicked is only in its eight year. Nevertheless, we’re delighted to oblige, because we love making money making people happy….that is, we love making money while making people happy!
Wicked Faire buttons – they’re $2.25 apiece, which is a mighty fine deal. Wear Wicked Faire on any article of clothing, and wherever you go, people will be able to recognize that you have discriminating taste, enjoy fine events, and are excellent in bed. (Oh, sure, you think I’m kidding about the last one. I’m totally not.)
Note: I hate to be on the outside of in jokes, myself. Most of these buttons aren’t “in jokes” – but seriously, if you’re new to these events and wonder if there’s a story behind and of these buttons, ask me. I’m not joking – you can email me right at email@example.com.
WickedFaire.com magnets. Now every time someone sees your refrigerator, they’ll know that you paid us money to advertise our event on your furniture!
And then, The Goblins…
Given how much people absolutely loved it at The Steampunk World’s Fair (you are going to The Steampunk World’s Fair, right? Even if you’re not even a little Steampunk, if you love Wicked, you’ll love that crazy, crazy festival) -
But there’s more. If you’ve been to our last few events, you might have caught the interactive experience which is The Goblin Market – where everything’s for sale. It’s become a huge hit – last may, we sold over six hundred tickets to it inside the World’s Fair.
Now we’re bringing it back – bigger, better, and more full of Goblin glee!
For $13 more, you get your ticket mailed to you, a VIP indicator on your badge, and admission to the Goblin Market VIP event.
For $25, you get all of those things, plus two special tokens for the Goblin Market auction, and a thank you card, signed by Jeff.
For $49, you get all of the above, except your thank-you card is all handwritten by Jeff, you get a VIP super special badge, and you get an entry into the Ridiculously VIP Dinner at the restaurant (dinner itself isn’t included, because we want to let you chose what you order and what you eat/drink, but you DO get invited to dinner with as many event VIPs as we can arrange – currently, the list we’re trying to make happen is Voltaire, The Wonderful World of Wyck, Daniel Greenwolf, and, if he can stay in one place long enough, Jeff.)
Please note that tickets are nonrefundable except in cases of bereavement or serious emergency.