Dining Menu

No Renaissance faire of any kind worth it’s salt (and pepper) is complete without amazing food. Presenting the 2018 Wicked Faire menu!  Pricing will be available at the hotel restaurant.

Friday Dinner:

The Nick of Thyme:  Just when all seemed lost, there came the unmistakable scent of dinner.  It seemed they would be saved from certain starvation, after all!

  • Salad Bar to include Romaine and young lettuces with a variety of seasonal toppings
  • Orzo pasta salad
  • Soup of the day
  • Oven roasted lemon chicken
  • Seared salmon, white wine sauce
  • Mezze Rigatoni marinara & meatballs
  • Seasonal vegetables
  • Rosemary and thyme new potatoes

Saturday Breakfast

Bang-up Bangers & Saucy Sawney

  • Diced fruit: Pineapple, Cantaloupe, Honeydew
  • Yogurt
  • Cereal
  • Oatmeal
  • Scrambled Eggs
  • Bacon
  • Sausage
  • Potatoes
  • French Toast

Saturday Lunch

Getting into the Spirit:
It’s never too early to start drinking here at the Faire, and that includes the lunch menu.

  • Salad Bar to include romaine and young lettuces with a variety of seasonal toppings
  • Tuna Salad Hoagie
  • Soup of the day
  • Penne, vodka sauce, baby peas & ham
  • Grilled breast of chicken, mushrooms, red wine sauce

Saturday Dinner

Not Your Mom’s Turkey Dinner:
Let’s be honest, your family holidays were never this interesting. Just look around! And mind the dragon in the corner; he’s had a bad day.

  • Salad Bar to include Romaine and young lettuces with a variety of seasonal toppings
  • Traditional coleslaw
  • Soup of the day
  • Roasted turkey breast, gravy, cranberry sauce
  • Tilapia with almonds & lemon
  • Farfalle, sausage, peppers and onions, garlic & oil
  • Parmesan roasted potatoes
  • Steamed broccoli

Sunday Breakfast

Bang-up Bangers & Saucy Sawney

  • Diced fruit: Pineapple, Cantaloupe, Honeydew
  • Yogurt
  • Cereal
  • Oatmeal
  • Scrambled Eggs
  • Bacon
  • Sausage
  • Potatoes
  • French Toast

Sunday Lunch

Rum, Rum, and More Rum!
Just kidding, the rum’s gone. How about some pork or pasta instead?

  • Salad Bar to include romaine and young lettuces with a variety of seasonal toppings
  • Soup of the day
  • Egg salad sandwich
  • Cheese Lasagna
  • Pork Loin, apples & onions
  • Roasted cauliflower

Sunday Desserts

The Strange Love Affair of Three Cakes:
A scandalous romance between three confectioneries decadent. Will our heroine choose Chocolate Cake, Carrot Cake, or Cheesecake? Stay tuned to find out!

A la carte menu will begin on Friday with lunch, starting at 11 am.

All Day a la carte Menu 2018

  • Afreda’s Caesar Salad
    Romaine lettuce, focaccia croutons, parmesan, creamy garlic dressing
  • Artisan Salad
    Young greens grape tomato, cucumber, olives, house vinaigrette
  • Orla’s Onion Soup
    Caramelized onion, rustic bread, provolone, gruyere, sherry
  • Marigold’s Meatballs
    Sicilian meatballs, crushed tomato, parmesan cheese
  • Wicked Wings
    Franks Red Hot sauce, celery stick, blue cheese dressing
  • Puck’s Pot Stickers
    Vegetable filled with ginger and scallions, served with soy-wasabi dipping sauce
  • Nerida’s Popcorn Shrimp
    Creamy Sweet Chili Sauce
  • Glimmer Fingers
    Crispy strips of Chicken Breast, with BBQ or Honey-Mustard
  • BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich
    BBQ pulled pork, coleslaw, sesame bun
  • Bruce’s Burger
    Angus beef, sesame bun, lettuce, tomato, American cheese
  • Faye’s Flatbread
    Pizza sauce, mozzarella, basil
  • Honey Garlic Salmon
    Pan seared salmon with rice and seasonal vegetable
  • Siusan’s Seared Breast of Chicken
    Mushrooms, onions, tomatoes and rosemary
  • Sindri’s Sirloin Steak
    With herb roasted potatoes and green beans, & a red wine demi
  • Mezze Rigatoni
    Roasted eggplant, kale, onions, zucchini, cauliflower & basil, garlic & oil
  • Sides
    French Fries
    Mezze Rigatoni, Marinara
    Onion Rings
    Side Green Salad
  • Desserts
    Chocolate Cake
    Fruit Cup
    Carrot Cake

A Kinky Wind Blows

A Kinky Wind Blows is based on the icebreaker activity “A Cold Wind Blows“. While it bears a resemblance to musical chairs there are no winners or losers in this game. This activity is the perfect way to meet and get to know fellow kinksters; especially if this is your first time at the Wicked Faire! Everyone is welcome to come on down and have a good time as this event is carefully balanced so that everyone can participate no matter what your comfort level.

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The Glimmerdark Masquerade Ball & MidWinter Revel

“O! the warmth! O! the hum! O! the colours in the dark!
O! the gauzy wings of golden honey-flies!
O! the music of their feet – of their dancing goblin feet!
O! the magic!”

Yes, the Faeries of Glimmerdark are throwing Wicked Faire’s VIP Ball and ALL are invited – Pirate, Steampunk, Geek, Fae, Goth, and all others. Dress in your formal best – for whoever and whatever you are – and come join us in a sparkling masquerade of dance and delight!  You do not need to be Fae; your VIP badge is your key to Fairyland!  

The DJ music will be stellar, your hosts will enchant you, and you will want to dance all night!

Please DO wear your masques, and please DO have your best attire. Don’t be late – the Ball starts on time with a bang, and we want you there!

The one and only Mighty Mike Saga will be spinning ballroom – deancy classical, hot jazz, and a few swingin’ waltzes, all good for any style of dance (no training required; just move your body and join us!) – until midnight, then it’s a Dance Party for as long as people wantt to keep dancing.

DJs are unpredictable things, so we may have Bound poor Mr. Saga under a magical geas of servitude to play at our command.  I’d feel bad for him…but truth be told, he’s like me: he loves to bring the joy

Around 11pm, we’ll do a Promade, and both Celebrity Guests and the Fae Themselves will judge Best Suit, Best Dress, and Best Wild-Card Costume!

Wicked Saturday Morning Cartoon Extravaganza

Wicked Faire Reborn is giving you a reason to wake up early on a Saturday morning for the first time since childhood and for the same reason you climbed out of bed then: Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Join your hosts, Rob and Paul, as we take a 4 hour nostalgia-filled trip through the 80’s, 90’s and 2000’s filled with all of your favorite shows, a few bad toy commercials, and a They Might Be Giants song or two for you Tiny Toon Adventures fans.

The cartoon extravaganza kicks off at 9 A.M. Saturday morning and will conclude with a best and craziest looking pajamas competition at 12:30 P.M. before our finale!

Wicked Faire Meetups

The Wicked Faire is a gathering-place of all manner of people. Want to find some of your tribe? Find a meetup – or start one!

Whovians, knitters, Game Of Thrones costume groups, video gamers, scifi fans, People Who’ve Been To Wicked Faire Every Year Since The Beginning, Steampunks, Stranger Things fanatics, anyone who’d like an official place to Gather with like-minded individuals at the show and celebrate their shared fandom, we’d like to host them down the Ivy Way.

Want to run one? Fill out the form at the bottom of this page and pitch your idea!


As meet-ups are confirmed and scheduled, we’ll be posting them here, so check back often!  Don’t see a meet-up that catches your eye?  Host one!

No meet-ups have been finalized yet, but check back soon!

Host a Meet-Up

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The River of Tea

“We had a kettle: we let it leak:
Our not repairing it made it worse.
We haven’t had any tea for a week…
The bottom is out of the Universe!”

~ Rudyard Kipling

"Natural Theology"

The River of Tea is a weekend-long respite from all the cares of the world.  It’s nothing complicated; come into the Tea Room and enjoy some simple tea in the company of friends old, new, and about-to-be-met.  Let us offer you the refreshment and joys of that most wondrous of beverages, tea!

The Tea Room is open several hours a day throughout the event.  Your wristband gets you unlimited admission to the Tea Room.  Bring your own tea, or drink ours – or both!

“Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea? how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. I can drink any quantity when I have not tasted wine; otherwise I am haunted by blue-devils by day, and dragons by night.” ~ Sydney Smith